Chooch Parody Hoodie
Description
Every Italian family has a chooch. Some families have several, and they all show up at Christmas. A parody hoodie for the people who know exactly what the word means and exactly who it is.
- Hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Printed design
- Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL
Size Guide
Fits true to size. Most customers get their usual size. Go up one if you like to layer or want it loose.
| Size | Chest | Length |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
Inches. Chest measured flat, armpit to armpit. Double it for your full chest.
Materials + Care
- Cotton, Polyester (50/50)
- Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
- Double needle stitching at waistband and cuffs
- Extra comfort
- Unisex
Shipping + Returns
Made to order. Ships in 5 to 7 business days. Shipping details
Final sale: made to order for you, so no returns. Check the size chart first. Refund policy
What is Hardcore Italians?
Hardcore Italians is a family business, started in 2011. My grandparents, Adeline and Giuseppe, had nothing but gave us everything: family, hard work, loyalty, faith.
Everything we make is a tribute to them and to every Italian immigrant who came before us. Wear It Proud.

